Some times, things are said that just make you smile.
Some times you remember things for the strangest reasons.
Here are just a few things I've said/ that have been said to me recently, they just make me smile
Here are just a few things I've said/ that have been said to me recently, they just make me smile
Said to me....
“My gay-dar has been 100% accurate for the past 45 years”.
“I could never be with another woman; I mean to think about going down on a girl? Ick! I don’t know how my husband does it! Well, it’s his obligation and all now that we are married, but I think that would have just stopped me from getting married at all!”
The first time I remember us meeting, she was wearing a whip as a belt, and then she handcuffed her self to me.
“Let me barrow your lip stick,” he said. As I stood there in shock, holding the silver tube, then he leaned in and kissed me.
“How do you know who she is with—there are so many guys around her?”
“Look for the tallest guy with the longest hair!”
“I want to dance with you, but I’m afraid of what it might do to me.”
“How do you know who she is with—there are so many guys around her?”
“Look for the tallest guy with the longest hair!”
“I want to dance with you, but I’m afraid of what it might do to me.”
I said....
"I’ve cleaned blood out of a car once. It wasn’t as much as in Pulp Fiction, but there was a lot. No, I don’t think I can tell you why."
"I’ve cleaned blood out of a car once. It wasn’t as much as in Pulp Fiction, but there was a lot. No, I don’t think I can tell you why."
11 comments:
Tell us why! Tell us why!
Ain't life interesting?
why indeed? muchos kudos.
"I mean to think about going down on a girl? Ick! I don’t know how my husband does it!"
Really, it's not as bad as all that.
Curious things you hear and say. Like it.
Yeah some way funny things are said aren't they? I like that post.
Can't imagine going down on a guy is that nice all the time either!
Going down on a woman is wonderful every time!!
giggle.
The whole thing sounds like excerpts from a Tarantino movie.
Okay,...None of us are leaving 'till you tell us why..
I know someone who recently said 'I'm not a misanthrope, it's just that people make me like this'.
(laughing!)
I love the vagueness of this post!
This is smashing!
Okay, let's just say im not ready to explain the blood thing. The other person ~may~ still be alive
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