The List

Boy, I am the meanest mom in the world!
Well, I hope some they they'll forgive me

Forgive me for things like...

Showing up late to a track meet

Not working the spring bookfair

Saying later when I mean no

Listening to talk radio

Making them send notes of introduction to their teacher before the first day of school

No shirts with slogans to school

No reading at the table

No singing at the table

Forgetting to be the tooth fairy


Can anyone add any others?